Autumn Love

[Darisper]

o.O Why are you watching me... I'm just standing. And trying to get the feeling in my throat back from the Slurpee.

[Grim the Wanderer]

what happened to the chain saw you had earlier?

[Darisper]

Oh. I ate it. See?
-knocks fist on stomach and metal is heard-

[Grim the Wanderer]

o.O Okay. you're crazy.

I'm all alone. no one is here.

[Darisper]

I'm not crazy...

And I like being alone in my house. Well... during the day... at night... no. Just no.

[Grim the Wanderer]

it's night here. it's completely dark. I think I just saw something move in the shadows.

[Darisper]

OMG WHAT?!!@!@!
GRAB THE !@#$ING SHOTGUN!!!!

[Grim the Wanderer]

AAAHHHH! It grabbed my foot!

[Darisper]

WTF
-throws up chainsaw-
GET OFF THE FUCKEN FOOT -shoots-

[Grim the Wanderer]

oh, It's my cat.